Stanford Longberry

Hello!
Welcome to my websitee!!!!!!!!
My name is Stanford Longberry and this is my website!

This is what I look like!

Just kidding! I'm not actually a monkey. I actually look like this:

You might be wondering about me...

My name is Stanford Longberry. I'm 43 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Stanford, CA where all the homeless are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the

Walmart

department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of playing Train Simulator, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Outside of my morbid obesity and poor hygeine, I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with

society,

and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

I play splatoon 2!!!!!!!!

I really like playing
splatoon 2 for Nintendo 3ds.
I use the Ink Sword as my main weapon.

Thanks for visiting my website!